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Start with a large bowl and mix together your breadcrumbs, ground beef, onion, Worcestershire sauce, and whisked egg. Toss in your diced jalapeños (seeds or no seeds, depending on your heat tolerance), smoked paprika, and a pinch or two of salt and pepper. Dive in and combine it all with your hands—it's messy but nothing works better!
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Here comes the tasty part! Gently work in the cream cheese, cheddar, and bacon. Mix just enough to spread it out, but don't go overboard. Little cheese pockets are what make it special.
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Turn your oven to 350°F and let it warm up. Mold the mixture into a loaf shape and either place it on a lined baking sheet with raised foil or into a greased loaf pan. Bake for 45-50 minutes. It’s good to go when the thermometer says 160°F inside.
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Hold off a few minutes before slicing. Giving it 5-10 minutes on the counter helps keep the juices locked in instead of running out all over. Patience pays off here.
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Before you serve, warm the ranch dressing just a bit—15 seconds in the microwave should do it. Pour it over each slice for a cool zing that goes great with the spicy, creamy loaf.